Homestuck and other stories

dutchster:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i’m so sorry i wrote “fuck me right here” with an arrow pointing to your ass

on your back

with sunscreen

(via thepennsylvanian)

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

(Source: bzfd.it, via allonsyimpossiblegirl)

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

(Source: hopeful-melancholy, via simplysweet-serenity)

baby: dd d dde..dd-da
dad: daddy? :)
baby: desu
dad: its a fucking weeb

mugglebornheadcanon:

238. Muggleborns, who after realizing they cant go to a convention because they’ll be at hogwarts, having cosplay contest but they can use magic too. so suddenly there are just a hoard of grey muggleborns with real horns, and someone transfigured a desk into the TARDIS, and someone else decked out their wand like a sonic, plus someone else used engorgio and is cosplaying a titan.

(Source: msrmoony, via thiefofcosplay)

mugglebornheadcanon:

222. Muggleborns love pointing their wands and yelling “ABRACADABRA” because its close to “Avadacadavra” but they can’t get in trouble for it.

(Source: jl7299, via thiefofcosplay)